Kim's Monday Review: Sunday Edition

I thought I was going to keep up with blogging once a week, but again, I fell short. So because I have nothing to do I am returning to Kim's Moday Review. Except today is Sunday Edition

This Week

SNOW

I love the snow. Love it, love it, love it. In fact, I am never happier then when I look out my window to the the lovely little white fluff flying around outside. That is, provided, that I'm not on the road, in which case I'd rather it would stop.Yes snow is the ultimate feel good time of the year. Its so beautiful to see in the morning when I look out the window and there is a fresh white blanket of snow.

But now I must speak about my ultimate pet peeve. There is nothing, nothing in the world I hate more than this. Random footsteps on the lawn when all of the rest of it is left untouched. I don't mind those front yards where there is lots of packed snow and a lovely snowman or snow fort that shows the presence of a child at that particular residents. But, for example, at my house, where we don't build snow things anymore, I can't stand it when our paper girl (who goes to my church and I otherwise love) leaves a trail of footsteps in our perfect snow. GAHHHH I just want to put up a sign that says "don't walk on our lawn unless you want me to shoot you". If you want to mess up your own snow, by all means, but leave your boots off of my lawn.

Other than that minor descrepancy, I give the snow a 5 out of 5 stars *****

Kim's monday review: Water

As of right now I am going to start reviewing meaningless things just because I can.

This week:
Water

Yes, we all know it, love it, crave it, need it. This beautifully clear liquid has trickled it way into the hearts of everyone since their youngest ages. It is cool and refreshing and warm and calming. Heck you could even boil a lobster in it.

As I sit staring at my blue plastic cup, I realized a couple of things. How is it that cold cold water can be so appetizing when your house is freezing? I'm not sure but I am thinking that it may be due to a very addictive substance within the water itself. In fact, maybe our bodies only need water because we gained the addiction aat a very young age. I have found through scientific study conducted especially for this blog post that water contains dihydrogen oxide (http://bullets-and-beer.com/Dhmo.html) Yes... I attribute the bodies need for water to this one substance, found abundantly in nature and always within our drinks. Government conspiracy? I think yes.

Yet, it is delicious and yummy.

So even though it is addicting and deadly. I give Water a whopping four and a half stars :)